1925-, American TV Personality, Businessman
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson – [Death and Dying]
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Johnny Carson – [Life and Living]
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Johnny Carson – [Marriage]
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
Johnny Carson – [Success]
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
Johnny Carson – [Cities and City Life]
Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: ''Are your ready?''
Johnny Carson – [Opportunity]
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
Johnny Carson – [Money]